Double Feature: AOC Consoles Bernie Supporters And Bernie Bros Are Betas

The original title of this article was “AOC is an idiot,” because she really, truly, is an idiot.

Bernie lost Michigan last night. I feel like “lost” is not the appropriate word to describe the beating Joe Biden gave Bernie.

Let me explain. Biden beat Bernie by almost 300,000 votes.

Biden doesn’t even realize that he is running for President half of the time, and yet he beat Bernie. You can claim that democracy won, but I believe that this is the Democrats up to their old tricks again. As soon as Biden won South Carolina, the fix was in.

If they didn’t want Bernie to be their nomination, why would they let this man run on their ticket in the first place? They had all the options to choose from and still have Tulsi Gabbard in the race and yet they choose Biden.

This Michigan loss is making the Bernie Bros sad y’all. So so so sad and AOC has some expert advice for all you Bernie Bros that feel sad that the nomination is being stolen away from your comrade.

In one of her annoyingly “woke” Instagram video live events she tells Bernie supporters that follow her just how to handle the sadness left by Bernie losing.

Squad leader Ocasio-Cortez has a message for sad Sanders supporters: pic.twitter.com/leKGSOu0OI

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) March 11, 2020

“I think it is important that if you are feeling sad or if you are feeling down, let yourself feel that way,” said AOC. She should really go into grief counseling.

This is so profound y’all. Maybe Millennials don’t need mental health check-ups, because AOC wants you to know that if you feel sad, just feel sad man. This generation is super big on feelings y’all. They want to be whatever gender they “feel” like at that given moment. It started with sexual orientation, and now people are raising their kids genderless.

By the way if you were ever wondering what a Bernie Bro looks like here, he is in all his glory. You must watch it!

I saw it so now you have to see it too pic.twitter.com/xGsvRpR220

— MAGA Gang Poso💰 (@JackPosobiec) March 10, 2020

This guy is the beta of all beta males. I can tell you he wouldn’t be my first choice for safety in a catastrophe.

Oh, and if you have politics in mind her advice is to, “never ever, ever, ever let your heart turn black.” This is rich coming from the party that votes to not allow doctors to give care to babies that are born alive after a failed abortion attempt. Her heart is black, and she doesn’t even know it.