Pelosi’s Presser Circus Was An “Absolut-e” Schiff Show

When Pelosi was looking, someone spiked her punch with ABSOLUT, and she’s fallen off her rocker. On Wednesday, Pelosi announced that she’s proud of her fellow Democrat comrades for helping her “COEQUAL” branch work hard to uphold the Constitution, and then she said that Donald Trump must prove his innocence.

Liberal Pelosi fans are bragging on Twitter today about how Pelosi “threw some shade” at Trump when she said, “All this milieu is a seeking of the truth. It’s called an inquiry. If the president has something that is exculpatory—Mr. President that means you have anything that shows your innocence—then he should make that known.”

According to Nancy Pelosi, In America you are innocent until proven guilty … unless you are a Republican https://t.co/fAeo87WLq4

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) November 14, 2019

Pelosi, is that water that you’re drinking? How about you read the transcript that shows Trump’s innocence, you blithering IDIOT. This is America, and it is not incumbent upon the President or any other legal citizen to prove their innocence.

Barr and Durham and Horowitz and Huber…these are the four people who will quickly be “throwing some shade” on the attempted coup.  Meanwhile, Pelosi is still pushing the dead in the water Russia hoax.

Pelosi is STILL pushing the Russia Hoax. pic.twitter.com/AOgO8zPbyI

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) November 14, 2019

As for yesterday’s performance over at the impeachment hearing circus, Pelosi is proud of her fellow minions who claim that hearsay is better than evidence.  She continues to praise herself and her team of liberal coup artists with this line of “absolut” bull: “I’m very proud of them,” … “As custodians of the Constitution, we must be defenders of our democracy.” To that point, I would say all custodians should be offended.

"I'm very proud of them," Pelosi says of House Democrats in first impeachment hearings. "As custodians of the Constitution, we must be defenders of our democracy." https://t.co/eFmB8fLLX3 pic.twitter.com/wC2hMDCJNz

— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 14, 2019

James Rosen (one of the few remaining ethical journalists who was spied on by team Holder and Obama in 2012….) asked Pelosi why the Democrats are defending the legal rights of the Whistleblower, but not the legal rights of the President.  Listen to her respond to Rosen with “Mr. Republican Talking Points”…. “when you talk about the Whistleblower you’re coming into my wheelhouse“….bla bla bla….“and my superior experience and intelligence — more than anybody else in congress…”

A reporter asks Speaker Pelosi why the legal rights of the whistleblower should prevail over President Trump's right to confront his accuser.

Pelosi calls the reporter "Mr. Republican talking points" and adds that the whistleblower is there to "speak truth to power." pic.twitter.com/acT70SIpz1

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) November 14, 2019

Yes, there’s more.  As she takes yet another gulp of her vodka, she stumbles into a response that interrupts “Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl… don’t fall into the second-hand stuff…. really...” No, really, words cannot explain the circus ring leader act that is showcased here.  You must watch this, there’s no commentary needed.

Pelosi says GOP criticism of "secondhand" testimony in the inquiry is "fraudulent."

"One the one hand they say that it is secondhand; on the other hand they obstruct all of the people who they would consider to have firsthand knowledge from testifying." https://t.co/AxlJNcr705 pic.twitter.com/7JsY7uaIik

— ABC News (@ABC) November 14, 2019

She claimed that President Trump is guilty of bribery, linking the president’s actions to the Constitution’s impeachment clause even while she managed to explain the obvious — that Democrats remain undecided on whether they’ll draft impeachment articles.  HOLD MY STRAW. I’m convinced she is guilty of vodka in that PLASTIC CUP.

Pelosi says Trump committed bribery — which is actually listed in the Constitution's impeachment clause.

“The bribe is to grant or withhold military assistance in return for a public statement of a fake investigation into the elections. That’s bribery.”pic.twitter.com/KphSgVDzEw

— Nate Madden (@NateOnTheHill) November 14, 2019

Ultimately, Pelosi showed us with her “Jazz Hands,” how the impeachment hearings have come up “Empty Handed.”

https://twitter.com/paulsperry_/status/1195040267155447813?s=20

Nervous Nancy Mob Leader Pelosi is either now drunk or insane. Even more alarming are the brainwashed people on Twitter who believe that she showed strength in her blowhard statements.

For the presser finale, a hot mic caught her deeply exhaling as she walked off stage right. Watch to the end, and listen to how the reporters begin to laugh. Even they know this is all a joke y’all.

https://twitter.com/ThePun77/status/1195015668845940745?s=20

Enjoy the rest of the circus performance; there’s likely much more BullSchiff to come.

Tomorrow's cover… https://t.co/hCNXeJ4WB5 pic.twitter.com/9bZ3dZfH6G

— New York Post (@nypost) November 13, 2019