Katie Hill Wants To Be Less Filtered, George Conway Needs Husbanding Lessons, And Can You Lift Your Fourth Finger?

Katie Hill wants you to believe she’s a victim now, y’all.  That’s cute, right?  She got all sorts of naked ALL UP IN HER Congressional office – the one that YOU AND I PAY FOR – and she did all sorts of sexual stuff in her PLACE OF BUSINESS (did I mention that we pay for that office?) with and to her subordinate.

#hersubordinatetoo

She’s blaming the naked pictures on her ex-husband, when she and her ex used to ALSO post pictures to a wife-swapping site.  Also, there’s the Nazi cross tattoo that has yet to be explained.  And now she’s trying to tell us that “if you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention” while also telling us that SHE is the victim here.

That’s not how this works, Katie.  That’s not how any of this works, oh empowered feminist.

Bless your heart.

Also, George Conway is making his rounds on the anti-Trumper networks blatantly disrespecting his wife and her job.  But listen – one day – when Kellyanne FINALLY GETS SOME SENSE and divorces this disrespectful jackhat, the good news is that he’ll be able to get his dream job as a subpar Wayne Newton impersonator at a Vegas Dennys.  You know, off the strip.

Also, Mock asks important questions about your fourth finger.  Because US.

Happy Thursday, everyone!