THIS. IS. GOLD.
A sad day for the Democrats, Kirsten Gillibrand has dropped out of the Presidential Primary. I’m glad they never found out that she was the one I was really afraid of!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019
HOLY MOTHER OF TWITTER TROLL BRILLIANCE. HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE. THIS IS IT.
Seriously. Shut down Twitter. This is as good as it gets.
RIP, ME. I AM DECEASED. https://t.co/EbvMWz4KDW
— Ashley D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) August 28, 2019
But wait… there’s more:
Just trying to get some ranch. pic.twitter.com/k0qO1j0fA3
— Retired Orrin G. Hatch (@RetiredOrrin) August 28, 2019
OOOOH SWEET BABY JESUS IT’S LIKE TWITTER CHRISTMAS DAY.
I love this way too hard, clearly.