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April 30, 2019Watch: Hannah and Ashley demonstrate why pasta straws are the LEAST woke alternative out there.
Ashley and I recently went on a quest to find the best alternative to plastic straws. You know. Since they’re responsible for killing #AllTheCreatures (except not really).
Well folks, we have an extremely important update.
PASTA STRAWS ARE AN ABOMINATION.
Seriously. If you’re not into noodle smoothies, don’t even bother. Pasta straws simply aren’t worth it.
If you missed Part 1, you can watch it here or below! Happy slurping!
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