Bette Midler Says Trump Is A Vampire Who’s Sucking Us Dry

The Mueller report was released two days ago, and I haven’t taken the time to check up on some of our favorite celebrities who are suffering from advance stages of TDS. How are they? How’s Bette Midler?

She’s not doing too hot.

She believes our world has been turned into something “nearly unrecognizable” over the last two years. She seems to think the population is “as downhearted as it has ever been,” which is a pretty ignorant statement, if you really think about it. Think about the significant times in American history generations of the past dealt with: The Civil War. The Great Depression. World Wars. Are you kidding me, Bette?

She then went on to describe Trump as a vampire who’s sucking us dry.

It’s been only two years and we are looking at a world that is nearly unrecognizable, with a population as downhearted as it has ever been. We have to fight, but we need energy to do it, and we have been sucked nearly dry by the Vampire in the White House. Take a breath. Again.

— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) April 19, 2019

This is peak TDS, right? Is she truly that blind to all of the GOOD things happening in our country?

https://twitter.com/AfricamSueW/status/1119398255425662977

https://twitter.com/lathaprn/status/1119640196373467140

Hi Bette. I suggest you travel around. Things are not bad at all. Have a great day!

— Han Brolo (@bxlewi1) April 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/aron_neeman/status/1119607150387572740

https://twitter.com/countingthetoll/status/1119456482200838145

Couldn’t say it better myself!

Bette lives in a miserable little TDS bubble, and she desperately wants us to move in with her.

Sorry honey. We’ll be out here in the real world, enjoying economic prosperity and the feeling of having a POTUS with a backbone.

h/t Twitchy