Trouble in Paradise: Kamala Harris Turns on Biden, Says She Believes His Accusers

Democrats have placed themselves in a very difficult position. They’ve decided that women everyone need to be believed no matter what. Men are automatically guilty. Feminists will happily eat them alive before they get the chance to defend themselves.

It’s sad all around. Men have to deal with hypersensitive chicks who consider a smile sexual assault, and women who are actually victims of sexual assault have to deal with the fallout from rabid feminists making false claims and ruining their stories.

So when two accusers came out against Biden, I knew it was going to be interesting. One woman accused Biden of an unwanted kiss on the back of the head ahead of a campaign rally in Las Vegas in 2014, and another woman accused him of rubbing noses with her at some sort of fundraising event back in 2009.

“It wasn’t sexual, but he did grab me by the head,” Amy Lappos said. “He put his hand around my neck and pulled me in to rub noses with me. When he was pulling me in, I thought he was going to kiss me on the mouth.”

There’s more where that came from too. Two more women came forward Tuesday and gave their #MeToo Biden stories.

Caruso, 22, told the Times that Biden rested his hand on her thigh even as she attempted to show her discomfort by squirming in her seat during an event on sexual assault at the University of Nevada at Las Vegas. Caruso, who was 19 at the time, added that Biden hugged her “just a little bit too long.”

She told the newspaper that the interaction was uncomfortable because she had just talked about her own sexual assault and expected Biden to be aware of physical boundaries.

“It doesn’t even really cross your mind that such a person would dare perpetuate harm like that,” she told the Times. “These are supposed to be people you can trust.”

Hill, 59, told the newspaper that while taking a photograph with Biden in 2012, the then-vice president placed his hand on her shoulder and began moving it down her back, something she said made her “very uncomfortable.”

None of the accusations are necessarily sexual in nature, but it does put Democrats in an awkward position. What do they do? Do they believe women or defend their boy, Biden?

Kamala Harris is jumping ship. She told reporters that she believes the women.

“I believe them, and I respect them being able to tell their story and having the courage to do it,” she told reporters.

I don’t exactly think the issue is believing or not believing the women here. I think everyone believes them, given the way Biden has acted in public in the past. I guess the big question would be Biden’s intention, and I’ll be the first to say that I don’t think he’s a serial perv who intended to creep out women. I think he’s just one of those affectionate old guys who doesn’t think twice about personal space. However, I expect Democrats to give him the Kavanaugh treatment. I don’t want to see any double standards here! (Too late. Mika already said it’d be sad if Biden stopped hugging and kissing her.)

When asked if Biden should stop any consideration of a presidential run, Kamala said, “He’s going to have to make that decision for himself. I wouldn’t tell him what to do.”

That’s rich, because if this were a Republican we were talking about, Democrats would be more than happy to tell ’em what do.

You know I’m right.