The Mueller Report OMG Everyone Is Freaking About The Mueller Report OMG.

So, the Mueller report has been delivered and the world is abuzz. 

Well, maybe not the world, but a LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BUZZING, you guys. Mueller gave his big fat report to AG Barr yesterday afternoon, and according to a JD official, no new charges are being filed.

Cue the Krassenstein brothers shaking and crying and having Twitter meltdowns.

And despite the fact that no new charges are being filed, according to the NYT, “lawmakers conducting their own inquiries will still be able to refer criminal charges to the department.” That’ll be welcome news to Democrats, who don’t want to see this end EVER.

Nothing has been publicly released yet, but basically everyone is encouraging Barr to release as much info as possible. Barr may be sharing “principal conclusions” sometime this weekend.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that the WH hasn’t received the report nor have they been briefed on it yet.

I gotta wonder if Mueller is going on the biggest vacation ever now, because he has spent ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TIME dealing with this nonsense. Trump was never formally interviewed (at least not in person), and Mueller never subpoenaed him, although written answers to questions were provided. Trump is in Florida this weekend, meeting with leaders from the Caribbean, and having a chat with Angela Merkel. No word yet on whether or not he’s going to ask her about her assignment as Ground Zero Planet Earth Planetary Consciousness, but personally I think he should, because as we all know it’s KIND OF A BIG DEAL. Doesn’t he care about her chakras?

Anyway, it should be an interesting weekend.

As of this writing, Trump hasn’t tweeted today, but I expect that’ll change. We’ll keep ya updated!