Dan Crenshaw Delivers The Greatest ClapBack Against Socialism

I know it sounds weird to say, but having a solid Twitter game is important these days– that is, if you’re in Congress. It’s good for politicians to speak directly to the American people, and it gives voters a better vibe of their personalities. For instance, AOC’s Twitter game is strong, and that’s why I’m so confident that she has no idea what she’s talking about 99% of the time.

Another fairly new politician with a strong Twitter game? Rep. Dan Crenshaw. It all started with this tweet from some verified chick who was seemingly defending socialism.

Wrong. My generation is embracing socialism because they weren’t properly taught history in school. It’s really that simple. Anyone who has any basic historical knowledge of socialism knows it fails and fails spectacularly. They know that the first settlers in the New World implemented socialist policies that FAILED– even on the small scale. They had to ditch ’em, because people were starving and refusing to work.

Socialism is contrary to human nature. My generation embraces it because they’ve been taught WHAT to think, not HOW to think.

Cue Dan Crenshaw:

HAHAHA. Oh yes. I remember when I’d run out of the frosting (although it didn’t happen often, because my parents rarely bought Dunkaroos). That’s when I had a revelation about limited resources and how I’d cut anyone who told me I HAD to share my frosting with people who weren’t responsible with their frosting and ran out. That’s when I realized socialism sucked. Just kidding, but hey.

It’s just comical to hear bratty adults MY AGE whine about how rough their lives have been.

Dunkaroos and fruit roll-ups. Oh, the struggle. Poor you. //sarc

h/t The Right Scoop