Bernie Thinks He Can Win 2020 by Doing a Better Job Explaining Socialism — Gets Instant Reality Check

Bernie Sanders doesn’t think Socialism is bad. He thinks it’s MARVELOUS.

In fact, anyone who thinks there’s anything WRONG with socialism simply doesn’t GET IT.

So he’s gonna do his darndest to explain it to us dumb-dumbs!

“I think what we have to do, and I will be doing it, is to do a better job maybe in explaining what we mean by socialism — democratic socialism. Obviously, my right-wing colleagues here want to paint that as authoritarianism and communism and Venezuela, and that’s nonsense.

“What I mean by democratic socialism is that I want a vibrant democracy. I find it interesting that people who criticize me are busy actively involved in voter suppression trying to keep people of color or low-income people from voting, because they don’t want a vibrant democracy. I do.”

Really Bernie? Please show me all the people trying to keep low-income people from voting. I’m going to need receipts on this one.

“Second of all, what it means, Rachel, is that in the wealthiest country in the history of the world we can provide a decent standard of living for all about people. That’s just the reality. That’s not Utopian dreaming; that is a reality. Health care for all can be done, and we can save money in doing it. We can have a minimum wage which is a living wage, and I’m delighted to see that, you know, right now, five states already passed $15 an hour minimum wage. The House of Representatives is gonna do it. We have got to do that.”

Please refer to what has HAPPENED to people’s jobs and schedules in those states… and then get back to me.

It’s not that we need you to EXPLAIN this to us, Bern. It’s that we KNOW what you’re up to, and we KNOW it DOESN’T WORK.

Yes. Yes, it does. How do satirical websites even function anymore? Our REALITY is dumber than anything they could ever come up with.

PERIOD.

AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST COUNTRY.

No matter how hard you sugarcoat it.