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Watch: New Iowa Poll Is A Mess For Democrats
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Iowa caucuses are basically a year away, but in what’s going to feel like the longest presidential election OF ALL TIME – the Dems are already AT IT.
A new poll is out showing how the 4,000 Democrat contenders stack up:
Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders lead the pack among likely Iowa caucusgoers, according to a new #IowaPoll. Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Beto O’Rourke, Amy Klobuchar and Cory Booker also chart.
The Register’s @brianneDMR has more: https://t.co/yFlmbCEjVN pic.twitter.com/GBgwWb5fNx
— Des Moines Register (@DMRegister) March 10, 2019
Biden comes out on top… even though he hasn’t ANNOUNCED yet.
Bernie’s also doing really well.

This is gonna be TRIGGERING.
SO MANY OLD WHITE DUDES. WHAT ARE THE SJWs to dooo?!
Let’s check in on how others are doing, shall we?

The fact that Elizabeth freaking WARREN has ANYONE choosing her – let alone 9 PERCENT truly blows me away. Who are these freaks?
But here’s my favorite screen grab:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
SORRY KIRSTEN.
Guess that whole “I’m Hillary only slightly younger!” thing isn’t working out for her.
But yeah… it’s going to come down to Socialist Bernie or Biden (who said some pretty “UN-WOKE” things about desegregation way back when) … and the party is going to IMPLODE.
Stand by.