Wait… This Couldn’t POSSIBLY Be An AOC HOAX, Could It?

While my main airport is in Las Vegas, I fly out of the Phoenix airport often. It’s a nice one.  So imagine my HORROR when I saw this:

SHOCKED AND APPALLED, I TELL YA.

For the record, David Corn is the “D.C. bureau chief of Mother Jones, MSNBC analyst, & author of the new book RUSSIAN ROULETTE.” You know. Just to set the tone here.

Anyway – as I said, the Phoenix airport is PHENOMENAL – so they were RIGHT ON IT:

Yes, David. Please. Something must be done. If it’s so HORRIFIC you can’t even post a picture of it, then surely something must be done about it before CHILDREN are exposed to it.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN, DAVID.

Local reporters decided they wanted in on the scoop:

And Sky Harbor was getting FUSSY:

TELL US DAVID. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP HOLDING OUT ON THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION.

(is it me, or is PHX being kinda snarky? I clearly love it.)

Since David couldn’t be of ANY HELP – the internet came to the rescue:

I AM DEAD OMG.

Then – after HOURS of anticipation (David Corn must be too cheap to pay for in-flight WiFi)… AN ANSWER.

FINALLY, WE CAN BREATHE EASY.

Anyone else get a whiff of Smollett on this one?