PJW’s Thread On His Pathetic Hipster Dinner Is My Favorite Thing Ever
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March 5, 2019I can appreciate the occasional hipster dish. I’m actually a big fan of peanut butter honey banana toast and fancy avocado toast (with balsamic drizzle), OK? I have my limitations though. The other day, I was out and starving and bought an acai bowl at a new place without looking at the price and OMG IT WAS $9. I was mildly horrified. I mean, the fruit and peanut butter part was fine, but yeah. It was an overpriced fruit bowl.
NINE DOLLARS DUDE WTH. And for the record, I’ll THROW DOWN for good food. I’m no cheapskate. But $9 for fruit? Nah bro.
That brings me to this. PJW has an unintentionally hilarious thread on his crappy hipster dinner.
Dude. That’s criminal.
OK NO. No sides?!?!? That’s where I really draw the line. Unacceptable!
Or total psychopath. Also– roasted beets? YUM! -said no one ever.
And the presentation! It’s atrocious. It’s hard to make a candy bar look unappetizing, but they did it.
Thanks but no thanks hipsters. Mega fail on this one.
