Jason Momoa Wants His Cut Of ‘Dem Girl Scout Cookies

As Hannah mentioned a few days ago, a particularly creative Girl Scout took on a GENIUS rebranding effort.

If you didn’t know, competition between Scouts can be tough in these Colorado streets. So one fifth grader from Highlands Ranch is pulling out all the stops.

Charlotte Holmberg is a Top Cookie CEO for the Girl Scouts. (Yes, that’s a thing. No, you can’t apply for the job. It’s an honor given to Girl Scouts who consistently sell a lot of cookies.)

Charlotte is hoping to keep that title by bringing “Momoas” to life.

“Momoas.”

I. AM. DEAD.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And you know who’s into these?

“The moms are getting really excited and they’re saying that they need them,” Charlotte said.

THIRSTY MOMS.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. Amazing.

So… news of these “new and improved” cookies has reached the man himself.

What does HE have to say about it?

According to Fox News:

“I love Girl Scout cookies, I was waiting to get some free ones. I’d love some,” he said to ET on the red carpet. “I want the shortbread — and then you put those in the freezer and that’s the best way.”

“Yeah, I just want my shortbread cookies!” he added.

His wife, actress Lisa Bonet, seconded his statement.

“I think he just wants his cut,” she joked to ET.

HAHAHAHA. LOVE IT.

Someone send this man some cookies!