SHOCKER: Russian ‘Model’ Admits She Made Up Trump Story To Get Out Of Jail

When a “Russian sex coach” (AKA prostitute) started shouting that she had dirt on Trump from a THAI PRISON, and the American media decided to slobber ALL OVER this story, I had to roll my eyes.

Really? We’re believing this chick?

I didn’t even want to cover it because HOLY MOTHER OF OBVIOUS. Any Russian hooker who gets in trouble from now on will just scream “TRUUUUMP!” and all of a sudden American media will start treating her like some kind of hero.

Anyway, I’m sure you are all SHOCKED to hear this, but she made the whole thing up.

*GAAAASP*

I know, I know. Try and contain your surprise.

According to the Daily Caller:

A Belarusian model who originally said she had secret recordings that tied President Donald Trump to Russian tycoon Oleg Deripaska and showed collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign now says she lied.

Anastasia Vashukevich, who goes by the alias Nastya Rybka on the internet, told CNN in a report published Tuesday that she made up the whole story as a means of getting out of a Thai prison last year.

Vashukevich was doing hard time in Thailand for offering her sex coach talents to the locals. Arrested and convicted for solicitation, she was sent to prison. Allegedly fearing for life behind bars, she decided to attract some international media attention with her story of having information that would link Trump to the Russian oligarchy.

She asked for political asylum in the U.S. to tell her story. She eventually received deportation back to Russia.

“To tell her story” AKA make BANK being CNN’s #1 call girl. (Sorry Stormy, you’re old news.)

It appears the whole ordeal was about publicity.

“I think it saved my life, how can I regret it? If journalists had not come at that time and that story had not come to the newspapers, maybe I would die [be dead by] now,” she told CNN.

Sooooo, yeah. Apparently pretending you know Trump is now a hooker’s “get out of jail free” card.

SPLENDID.

And if you weren’t TOTALLY sure that this chick is nothing but an (attention) whore:

Vashukevich’s checkered past also includes a nude protest in front of the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, when she and another internet model took off their clothes in support of disgraced Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein. The two stated at the time: “We came here to support the producer who offered women sex. Sex is right, sex is cool!”

Riiiiiight. Ok, then.