AOC Is Teaching A Class Open To All Democrats

A word to the wise (are there any wise Democrats?) DO NOT GO TO THIS. DO NOT TAKE HER TIPS.

Perks of being in the Democratic Caucus: I will be teaching a Twitter class tomorrow morning open to all members 👩🏽‍🏫🐣 https://t.co/5DD82ndThR

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 17, 2019

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

So… you’ll be able to learn how to embarrass yourself with crap like:

This UCLA performance alone is reason enough to make public colleges tuition-free 💪🏽🇺🇸 https://t.co/SNK5c3LCMg

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 14, 2019

I bartended for *years* in New York City. I understand guys like this like the back of my hand.

We got under his skin 😂⬇️ https://t.co/SUXDVVY5tM

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 14, 2019

This week I cosponsored bills in support of DC statehood (HR51), repeal of PAYGO, comprehensive voting reform (HR1), and a bunch of other things, so it‘s already begun.

I’m dropping my first original resolution soon 🔥 it’s like a mixtape, but with way more nerdy producers https://t.co/n4ud5uLf6k

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 13, 2019

Having 🔥 Twitter game is not a hiring requirement for my policy team, but they bring it anyway ⬇️ https://t.co/qBb1clwhSq

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 5, 2019

Lip+hoops were inspired by Sonia Sotomayor, who was advised to wear neutral-colored nail polish to her confirmation hearings to avoid scrutiny. She kept her red.

Next time someone tells Bronx girls to take off their hoops, they can just say they’re dressing like a Congresswoman. https://t.co/eYN5xYFcTE

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 4, 2019

YEEEAH, you know what? Dems are better off just not knowing how to Tweet…

Learning how to Tweet from AOC is basically like learning for to dance from my dad. You might have a fine time… but you’re gonna look stupid.