Yet ANOTHER Razor Company Is Coming At Us With Their WOKENESS

Back when I was in college, my friends and I used to joke that people called us “Gillette”… because we were the BEST a man could get.

Fast forward a few years. Now feminists should be called “Gillette”… because they want to slice your balls off.

“Boys will be boys”? Isn’t it time we stopped excusing bad behavior? Re-think and take action by joining us at https://t.co/giHuGDEvlT. #TheBestMenCanBe

— Gillette (@Gillette) January 11, 2019

Here’s the video attached:

MASCULINITY IS TOXIC, Y’ALL.

“Whatever. I’ll find a razor that doesn’t think they need to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY.” -You.

“That may be harder than you think.” -Me.

It turns out, companies that sell little instruments to shave the hair off your body all think they need to get SJW on your hairy a$$.

✋There’s only room for one “woke razor” company. https://t.co/bSb683S2S9

— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock aka Kimberly (@conkc2) January 15, 2019

Greeeeat.

But it looks like they hopped on the SJW train WAY before Gillette did! MAYBE THEY STARTED A TREND?

Today is International Men’s Day. Believe it or not, that’s a thing.

Now more than ever, being a man demands introspection, humility, and optimism. To get to a better tomorrow, we need to take a look at today, and at the misguided stereotypes that got us here in the first place. pic.twitter.com/1lViZqWbIx

— Harry’s (@harrys) November 19, 2017

We have immense respect for the men and women who have and continue to serve our country day in and day out. We also feel that the men that don’t fit the traditional stereotype deserve respect as well.

— Harry’s (@harrys) November 20, 2017

Um yeah, ok? Maybe just be a decent person and stop making a THING out of everything. How’s that?

‘Misguided stereotypes’ Lol 😂

— Steve D Luddite (@mrloopy52) November 19, 2017

If you have so much ” so called” respect for men why would you put out such an asinine and insulting tweet? I’m a man an proud of it…I’m not going to change who I am cause some idiot thinks I should be less masculine or stoic.

— Brian (@bbh777) November 20, 2017

Jeysus, I placed my first order for a @harrys yesterday after Gillette joined the toxic masculinity virtue signaling parade. Now I need to try to cancel that order. Screw it, I’m growing a beard!!

— John Hog Hannah (@JohnHogHannah1) January 15, 2019

.@harrys made it easy 2 cancel my already shipped order. Even credited my card. Gave them an ear full about staying out of social justice debates & just focus on delivering a great product. Had a great opportunity to pick up 1000’s of Gillette customers like me and they blew it.

— John Hog Hannah (@JohnHogHannah1) January 15, 2019

BUMMER, MAN.

OOPS! I mean “manlet.” Sorry for not being more inclusive on Beta males!