Lindsey Graham Thinks Clemson’s Win Could End The Shutdown!
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January 8, 2019
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January 8, 2019I couldn’t give less of a HOOT about football of ANY sort, but I think a game happened last night, and Clemson scored all the points.
WOOO HOOOO!
(or something.)
ANYWAY – I might not think this is a big deal – but Lindsey Graham sure does.
The man is BEAMING.
TMZ caught up to him, and THAT is ONE HAPPY MAN, y’all:
Sen. Lindsey Graham is in such a good mood after his home state Clemson Tigers won the national championship … he’s inviting Democrats to call him up to make a deal to end the shutdown!
HAHAHA WUT?
In fact, the Senator from South Carolina says he’s INSPIRED by the Tigers — saying the way they came together as a team is a lesson for Congress on the whole.
“Remember that to be successful you have to be a team .. and so, I’m gonna take that attitude about trying to bring the Congress together.”
YEEEAH! HOO RAH!
Graham says he’s still gung-ho about finding a way to fund the border wall — and it seems he’s willing to work with Democrats when it comes to the Dream Act.
“There’s a deal to be had … secure that border with a wall component, help the Dream Act population [and others] who have been here for decades who are about to lose their legal status and do some legal reforms and call it a day.”
“There’s a deal to be had so let’s go get it … and after the football game, I’m in a good mood, so if you’re a Democrat, give me a call.”
The government shutdown is in its 18th day — so, hopefully someone takes Graham up on his offer!
His pure, unadulterated JOY makes me ALMOST wish I gave a damn about football.
Almost.
