All-Nude Restaurant To Close Its Legs. I MEAN ITS DOORS. It’s Closing, Ok?

Who WOULDN’T want their entree with a side of ball sweat?

Apparently no one. No one wants that.

Paris’ first ‘all nude’ restaurant turned out to be a BUST. And I don’t mean that in a good way.

According to Fox News:

A little over a year after it opened, Paris’ first nudist restaurant is set to close its doors in February due to a lack of business.

O’Naturel opened in November 2017 in the city of lights’ 12 arrondissement, a testament to the rising popularity of naturism in Fran

But unfortunately it didn’t prove as popular as expected, as the owners just announced the final date to dine coming up next month.

“It is with great regret that we announce the definitive closing of the O’Naturel restaurant on Saturday, February 16, 2019,” 42-year-old owners Mike and Stephane Saada, announced, per The Local.

“it didn’t prove as popular as expected?!”

I mean… people thought this would be really popular?

I can understand a nude beach or a park or whatever. Free the nips. HAVE AT IT. But a nude restaurant?

No one really wants to see your nasty nethers as they bite into their meal.

Guests at the 40-seat eatery disrobe in a clothes-check room before being brought to their tables. There, they can dine on fine French fare, including duck foie gras and escargot, completely in the nude.

The waiters and kitchen staff, however, remain clothed for hygienic reasons, along with any teenagers, who must be accompanied by an adult.

The HELL?

TEENAGERS SHOULD NOT BE SUBJECTED TO ANYONE’S HAIRY ASS AS THEY EAT THEIR MEALS, EITHER. WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

I didn’t really care until I read that. Now I’m GLAD it’s closing down.

Oh, and if you’re here because of that picture of the boob chicken. Yes, it’s a thing: