Madonna Addresses Those Pesky Butt Implant Rumors

A few days ago I had to ask… what in the FRESH HELL is going on with Madonna’s butt?

 

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Did Madonna get butt implants???? 👀🤔 #Repost @micheleruiznyc with @get_repost ・・・ What could be better than bringing in the New Year with The Queen and her beautifully talented son? Ummm…having a conversation with The Queen ( please, I hope someone recorded those MoMents 🙏🏻 ). Thank you, @madonna and the people who made this possible (I love you guys More than you know!!!) – you just made every shitty thing that happened in 2018 so Much better. 2019 is already looking up 🙏🏻👑 Special thanks to My hubby, who always supports My Madness!!! I love you to the Moon and back!!! ***If you repost My video, please make sure it is properly credited – Thank you!!!***

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I said then that I hope to GOD whatever’s going on down there is reversible, because it f’real looks like she stuffed some granny Depends with legos.

If this is her attempt to stay “young and relevant”…she’s failed. AGAIN.

AAANYWAY, Madonna has addressed the rumors. Kind of.

 

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Desperately Seeking No Ones Approval………………😂. And Entitled to Free Agency Over My Body Like Everyone Else!! Thank you 2019 🎉🎉🎉! Its Going to Be an amazing Year!! 🔥🔥🔥! #2019 #freedom #respect #nofear #nodiscrimination

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BAAHAHAHAHAHA.

That’s RICH coming from a woman who has lived her ENTIRE LIFE for ATTENTION. Seriously… has she done ANYTHING without making some kind of attention-whorey statement out of it?

SHE WEARS GRILLS FOR FRIGGIN SAKES.

Anyway… that’s a yes, right?