AOC Gives Some ‘Tips’ On How To Grow An Audience, Accidentally Insults Her Followers In The Process

When Sandy from Westchester isn’t participating in photo shoots for what looks to be a terrible rap album…

Sí, se puede. pic.twitter.com/Mdkf01qKZQ

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 2, 2019

…she’s giving out terrible advice.

Want to know how to grow your audience? AOC has the answers! It’s quite simple, really. Toss all common sense out of the window and start espousing tried-and-failed socialist ideas. Continuously preach the glories of what will amount to nothing more than a utopian nightmare.

A few social media ideas for public servants looking to build an audience:
– Endorse Single-Payer Medicare for All
– Hold Wall Street Accountable
– Make Min Wage = Living Wage
– Cancel Puerto Rican Debt
– End For-Profit Prisons & ICE Detention
– Fight for a #GreenNewDeal

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 2, 2019

A few more ways to gain traction:
– Support a Federal Jobs Guarantee
– Bailout Student Debt
– Legalize Marijuana & Explore Reparations, Baby Bonds

Here’s our Student Loan Cancellation Digital Town Hall w/ @StephanieKelton (from before my primary win!): https://t.co/A1QEZhniUQ pic.twitter.com/s0NeG2IMNr

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 2, 2019

Do you think AOC realizes that she accidentally admitted that her audience is full of low-fos who are dumb as rocks? Promise them things that are stupid, unattainable and ineffective, and they will flock to you! Is that not what she just suggested?

It totally is.

What sort of tax increase would the average American be looking at to pay for these programs?

— Mike Daitch (@mikedaitch) January 2, 2019

LOLZ she’s not an expert at this stuff so IDK.

Should we give all kids a pony, too?

— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) January 3, 2019

Why would we not?

What the deal “entails”:

— “Gender-based justice”
— Racial reparations
— Universal income
— Medicare for All …https://t.co/73xfyuUiNo https://t.co/6clqoO9QCC

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) January 3, 2019

Sounds reasonable.

Looks like youll be printing a lot of money and adding even more to the national debt huh.

— Infrostitrust🎈🎈 (@emperorbjork2) January 2, 2019

Probz.

Thank you for your thoughts Ms. Venezuela.

— Snow Leopard (@puckmonkey888) January 3, 2019

Free college! Free sandwiches! Free cars! Free healthcare! Free puppies! Raises for everyone! Everything should be freeeeeeeeeeee!

Say that, and your social media following will blow up. The stupid people will come. Thanks for the tip, AOC.