Bernie Sanders is revving up for what miiiight be a 2020 run… by reminding us he’s a senile old man.
We must look at climate change as if it were a devastating military attack against the United States and the entire planet. And we must respond accordingly.
— Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) January 1, 2019
..WUT?
So um… uh. Do we start a climate change draft, …or?
What does this even mean???
Do we nuke China and India to lower their emissions? That might help.
Maybe Sanders can start by giving up a few of his houses if he thinks the threat is so dire? https://t.co/HmyWmy7lJf
— (((AG))) (@AG_Conservative) January 2, 2019
Let’s nuke the atmosphere. https://t.co/ZGvwcB6Tte
— Ben (@BenHowe) January 2, 2019
You gonna nuke the Sun?
Or
Everyone w/ a car?Or better yet
Everyone w/ more than one house?Time to just pack it in
The Bern is burnt out https://t.co/GReQw9PkQM— Jim Hanson (@Uncle_Jimbo) January 2, 2019
Nuke the sun 2020 https://t.co/D3kGUo3Fk4
— ✴torr✴ (@scumscape) January 2, 2019
Nuke the planet. https://t.co/omxNWwex9s
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 1, 2019
Uh…wait. The WHOLE planet? Is that really a good idea?
So now what, Bern?
OK, well judging by your response to 9/11, we’re supposed to make big puppets and call George W. Bush Hitler when we’re attacked.
Not sure how that helps with global climate change. https://t.co/nypesViR0V
— Nathan Wurtzel (slight return) (@NathanWurtzel) January 1, 2019
Excellent. We’ll get right on that, Bern.