MacCauley Culkin Lets Fans Choose His New Name

It looks like soooomeone needs a little attention.

Well:

I obviously took the bait. Because here I am, talking about it.

According to Daily Wire:

Macaulay Culkin decided to legally change his middle name, and in this age of the internet, he (of course) decided to let fans choose his new name.

Late last month, the star of the “Home Alone” movies, now 38, posted on his Bunny Ears website that he didn’t much like his middle name. “My middle name is something dumb. Larry? Orange? Honestly, I can’t even remember it,” he quipped.

His middle is Carson, which in my opinion, is less dumb than “MacCauley” on the dumb scale. (Not saying MacCauley is dumb. It’s just more dumb than Carson. Subjectively. You know.)

“So I asked you all to send some better options so I can go down to the courthouse and explain to a judge why I need to change my middle name to something cool,” the actor said.

Guess how that went.

Four of the top five fan choices were “Publicity Stunt,” “TheMcRibIsBack,” “Kieran” — his younger brother’s name — and “Shark Week.”

But the winner was his full first and last name — Macaulay Culkin – which earned nearly 61,000 votes.

Niiiiiice.

Merry Christmas to me, from all of you!

My new middle name has been chosen. You voted and the winner is clear.

In 2019 my new legal name will be:

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.

It has a nice ring to it (if you like my name).#MerryChristmas

— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) December 25, 2018

So um… he’s back on heroin again?

JK. He looks better than he has in a while. Good for MacCauley MaCauley Culkin Culkin.