Kris Jenner Would Like You To Know That She’s ‘Rich As F***’

So the internet has been buzzing, because there’s a picture floating around of Kris Jenner holding a $16,000 Goyard Malle Palace Trunk 70 Suitcase that reads, “Rich As F***.”

Kris Jenner is always a mood. pic.twitter.com/82D5EbDLR4

— The Wests (@kuwthewests) December 25, 2018

I got my 4-piece cheetah print suitcase set on Amazon for $150. SUCK ON THAT KRIS.

Anyway, since we’re unfortunately on the subject, you should know that Kris Jenner wants you to see her closet.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Why do I care about Kris Jenner’s closet?” Trust me. I feel you. I truly do. I couldn’t care less about Kris Jenner, but I’m a sucker for snooping around people’s closets (remember when Mariah Carey gave us a peek of her closet?) so I totally ended up watching the first few minutes of the clip, because I HAD to see if it was as extreme as I imagined.

It is. It’s like a freaking department store.

It’s kinda hilarious, because in the beginning Kris tries to justify the amount of stuff she has by saying that she’s been collecting all of that over the course of 62 years, as if that explains the sheer volume of stuff.

Ask me if my Grammy’s closet looks like that. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

Also, the video shows that Kris has a picture displayed of her daughter flipping the bird, and I’m just wondering what kind of mother thinks that’s a precious, frameable moment?

Oh, that’s right. A mother who literally pimped out her daughter’s sex tape. Sorry. Forgot.

I’m not going to lie. Most of us would be down to have a closet that amazing. But again. It’s important to remember that it’s just stuff. Sure, we all like stuff, but you can’t take it with you to the grave, which is SO important to remember. Relationships matter. People matter. Your relationship with God matters. We have to get our priorities straight in 2019!

ANNNNYWAY, there you have it. Kris Jenner’s closet. Carry on.