I’m Sorry, But I HAVE To Say This: Michelle’s Boots Are VILE

For the most part, I try to stay away from catty posts about people’s appearances or outfits… What’s the point?

But I woke up this morning and something came over me… Michelle Obama wore some $4,000 glittery thigh-high boots to her last book tour circus act. I HAVE to rail on these monstrosities.

Valerie Jarrett LOOOOVED them

Well, I have never seen boots like this before. Have you? Love that ⁦@MichelleObama⁩ chose these for her last stop on her 2018 #IAmBecoming book tour in Brooklyn, NY. pic.twitter.com/GrN99KXIPU

— Valerie Jarrett (@ValerieJarrett) December 20, 2018

As did her “fans”:

Weeeeerk Wednesdays: Lets talk about @michelleobama wrapping up her #Becoming book press tour in this #Balenciaga wrap dress from their #SS19 RTW collection 😍😩🙌🏾 and these BOOTS 💀 #Style #Fashion #FLOTUS #MichelleObama #YIFTopPicks #SJP #IamBecoming pic.twitter.com/7T7YxNuLH4

— Fashion Connoisseur (@YoursInFashion_) December 20, 2018

#Aboutlastnight… Sarah Jessica Parker welcomed to the Barclays Center stage, the incomparable first African American FLOTUS, Michelle Obama!!! 👸🏾💫 Those boots though… #SLAY👢 #IAmBecoming pic.twitter.com/GRs6bciqaz

— Jennifer D. Laws (@MsLaws1) December 20, 2018

Ok. I’m going to put it out there… I think she looks like a pimped out Big Bird.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS LOOK.

You know what else I hate about it, that she wore this glittered-corn-on-the-cob ensemble to sit there and trash out President:

‘But when we were in office, our bar was very different – not getting indicted, and telling the truth.’

LOLOLOLOL. “Telling the truth.” That might be more ridiculous than what she’s wearing.

At the end of the day, it just frustrates me that everyone’s going to pretend she looks STUNNING AND INNOVATIVE while Vogue is over there ripping on Melania’s Christmas portrait.

According to the MSM, Melania always looks awful, and this big ol’ stick of butter looks SO HIGH FASHION.

Sorry… but money can’t buy you class.

The hypocritical delusion is making me nauseous.