There’s (Quite LITERALLY) A Nasty Stench Coming From The DOJ

The jokes write themselves here, folks:

Justice Dept headquarters this morning is overflowing with metaphors, a clogged drain pipe spewing filth where clean water once flowed pic.twitter.com/W2aiSEw250

— Devlin Barrett (@DevlinBarrett) December 19, 2018

Breaking Metaphor Update: The Justice Department plumbers (the real and nice kind, not the CREEP-y John Mitchell kind) have fixed the problem, which started at the top floor when someone dumped way more gallons of filthy waste water than the system could handle

— Devlin Barrett (@DevlinBarrett) December 19, 2018

This is all too much…

(clears throat) swamp the drain?

— Mark Berman (@markberman) December 19, 2018

LOL!!!!!

Ha Ha. Great scoop or should I say flood of raw reporting from @DevlinBarrett

— Jason Ryan (@JasonARyan) December 19, 2018

and BONUS:

it looks like santa beard and mustache

— OhGreatItsHim (@DeadKeeblerElf) December 19, 2018

How very…festive?

Seriously. I couldn’t have made this one up if I tried.