
Beto and Biden are coming it at the top of most 2020 Democratic nominee polls, so the Daily Wire had to ask:
What would this campaign slogan be? pic.twitter.com/m1u5KziFvQ
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) December 17, 2018
The answers did NOT disappoint.
Beto Joe’Rourke
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) December 18, 2018
JoeBeto, JoeBeto, JoeBet.
(profound apologies to Who)
— Identifies as American (@schmitzparker72) December 17, 2018
Hic-cup and F^ck-up
— TIM (@83marine83) December 17, 2018
But um… who’s who?!
Hair Plugs and Wears Uggs
— Kevin Durant? (@markand4503) December 17, 2018
Beto, cause somebody’s gotta push the wheelchair.
— Alexandra Datig (@alexdatig) December 17, 2018
OMG AGEIST.
Make America intersectional again!
— J. (@halieus) December 18, 2018
Love, two white straight dudes (AKA ENEMY NUMBER ONE OMG.)
Old & “Busted”
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) December 17, 2018
As in “busted” fleeing from the scene of a crime? Yeah. There’s that.
Grope and Dope
— Spencer 🏆🇺🇸 (@Spencer_H03) December 17, 2018
Youth appeal and youth a feel
— Dang Pigeon (@frankegiardina) December 17, 2018
EWWW.
Pervy & Swervy 2020
— Ellie Catherine (@els_catherine) December 17, 2018
That’s GOOD.
Straight Outta Pigmentation
— Will Yancey (@wyancey74) December 17, 2018
LOLOLOLOL.
Crossing The Median To Victory
— Kevin Durant? (@markand4503) December 17, 2018
We’re the good white guys.
— Kevin Sauer (@kevinbsauer) December 17, 2018
The first talks like he’s drunk. The second drives like it.
— Rob Van Pelt (@_thervp_) December 17, 2018
Not a second to lose/Second to Cruz
— Daniel W. Owens (@danowenstweets) December 17, 2018
LOL!!!!
SO MANY GOOD ONES.
It’s gonna be hard on them to settle on one!