President Trump Has A Lot On His Mind This Morning

President Trump has a lot on his mind this morning. He’s talking about three totally different subjects right off the bat.

1. The climate change-related gas tax hike riots in France.

The Paris Agreement isn’t working out so well for Paris. Protests and riots all over France. People do not want to pay large sums of money, much to third world countries (that are questionably run), in order to maybe protect the environment. Chanting “We Want Trump!” Love France.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

I really like the way he worded that one. It’s true. We don’t want to pay a ton of money to corrupt third world countries in order to maybe, possibly, most likely not stop “climate change.” It’s ridiculous and a total waste of money.

2. NATO.

The idea of a European Military didn’t work out too well in W.W. I or 2. But the U.S. was there for you, and always will be. All we ask is that you pay your fair share of NATO. Germany is paying 1% while the U.S. pays 4.3% of a much larger GDP – to protect Europe. Fairness!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

That one seemed super random to me.

3. The Mueller investigation.

AFTER TWO YEARS AND MILLIONS OF PAGES OF DOCUMENTS (and a cost of over $30,000,000), NO COLLUSION!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2018

I’m sure this isn’t the last of it. The day is young. Stay tuned!