Florida Woman Threatens To Murder Man Who Complained About Her Farting In Line

I knew where this happened before I even read the story.

Woman farts in line, dude complains about it, she pulls out a knife and threatens to “gut” him.

Yup – must be Florida.

What’s interesting is I just spent 10 days in Florida and had a LOVELY time. That being said, I’m sure Hannah only showed me the best St. Augustine has to offer… and I DID have an interesting experience at a Jacksonville airport Starbucks…(that’s for another time)

ANYWAY. Yup. Whoever smelt it dealt it gets gutted.

According to Daily Wire:

Last Sunday evening, according to an affidavit from a Broward Sheriff’s Office report, a Florida woman passed gas as she waited in the checkout line at a Dollar General store, prompting a man waiting in line to complain. The enraged woman allegedly pulled a knife out of her purse and threatened the man, saying she would “gut” him.

She sounds LOVELY.

And WOW. HELLOOOOO Broward County! I legitimately don’t think I write about any one county in the country more than Broward County, Florida. I’d put money on it, actually. What a gem of a place. Any Broward County readers? Any of you have anything to say for yourselves?

Anyway…

Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, reportedly engaged in an argument with John Walker, the customer standing next to her, “in reference to the defendant farting loudly.” The Miami Herald reported that Wilson then yanked out her small “lock back knife,” opened it, said she would “gut” Walker, and pulled her right hand back as if to assault him.

Wilson then exited the store but was later located nearby and identified by Walker.

She was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

She should also be charged with being a rude pig, because who farts in grocery store lines?!

DID YOUR MOTHER NOT RAISE YOU BETTER THAN THIS, SHANETTA?!