Everyone’s Pranking Their Moms… And I’m DYING Laughing.

MOMS.

We really can’t live without them, can we?

I love cooking… (and I’m pretty good, if I do say so myself) but I OFTEN call my mom for advice. Do you put thyme in it? Rosemary? BOTH?! My mom knows the answer.

Which is why when I saw THIS… I HAD to laugh.

It wouldn’t work on my mom. I’ve made too many turkeys (and chickens and quails. All the poultry) with and FOR her, so she’d know I’m up to something stupid. But apparently… it worked on A LOT of other moms.

They are disgusted at having raised the MONSTER who would try to microwave their Thanksgiving bird.

Decided to do this whole ask ur mom how long it takes to microwave a turkey thing and this is what I get. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/aA3DpXqMQT

— Queso (@PhilDaMore) November 15, 2018

My friends and I did the “how long does it take to microwave a 25 lb turkey?” text prank to our moms, here are some of the funniest responses 😂 #wedontdeservemoms pic.twitter.com/5s3vNVApMa

— Brooke Tucker (@brookeftucker) November 15, 2018

So I asked my parents the “how long do I cook a 25lb turkey in the microwave” question and this is the result pic.twitter.com/24wP0aMeqL

— Ashlianna Owen (@AshliannaO) November 14, 2018

I asked my mom how to cook a turkey in the microwave.. pic.twitter.com/s0XRuzbgmL

— Dorothy Scales (@DorothyScales2) November 15, 2018

“I’m losing my damn mind.”

I LOVE that.

And then there’s this chick:

I was joking with my family and texted them asking how long to microwave a whole turkey for. My mom freaked out, but she didn’t even call me to discuss… she just bought a ham and overnighted it from Miami to Memphis. This joke went extremely well for me!!🤣❤️🍖 pic.twitter.com/YmwT2siJUm

— Alexa Lorenzo (@ALorenzoFOX13) November 16, 2018

D’awww! MOM!

So basically… moms around the country are tired of your sh*t.

The sad part? These moms are ALL falling for it… because it’s believable that their useless adult children would actually be this DUUUMB.

Get it together and learn to make a damn turkey, y’all. What are you? A heathen? Raised by wolves? You’re a disgrace.