This Is The ONLY Possible Response To David Hog’s MORONIC ‘Shark Attack’ Tweet
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November 15, 2018
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November 16, 2018This is an ACTUAL tweet, you guys.
David Hogg thought this was smart:
Imagine saying the only way to stop shark attacks is with more sharks.
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) November 14, 2018
Ohhh, honey. No.
See… what lil’ Hogg is forgetting is that GUNS don’t kill people… PEOPLE kill people. Guns don’t just get up from their cases and shoot people.
SHARKS, on the other hand, are not human operated. As far as I know, no one is controlling sharks with little remote controls. If they were, then maybe good guys with remote-controlled sharks could stop bad guys with remote-controlled sharks.
UNTIL THEN, THIS ANALOGY IS IDIOTIC.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 15, 2018
BINGO.
The sad thing is I don’t think he’s high… just THAT dumb.
But then a beautiful silver lining came from all of this…
Sup pic.twitter.com/DfZPlwiJu9
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) November 15, 2018
YAAASSSSSSSSSS.
Wait pic.twitter.com/psHscG4WhL
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) November 15, 2018
OMG I’M DEAD.
AND UMMM…
A good way to stop a shark attack is with a gun https://t.co/ZQh8GKFwaZ
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) November 14, 2018
DUH.
Note: For those of you not up on internet jokes that JUST WON’T DIE, this is a take on an old USA Today AR-15 graphic that showed “possible modifications” designed exclusively to scare the crap outta their lib readers. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
