It’s been a wild 24 hours.
For starters, President Trump called Stormy Daniels a horseface…
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
…and she responded by making crude remarks about his manhood.
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny. https://t.co/6DpDD5ELtj
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) October 16, 2018
Michael Avenatti came to his client’s defense on Twitter…
You are a disgusting misogynist and an embarrassment to the United States. Bring everything you have, because we are going to demonstrate to the world what a complete shyster and liar you are. How many other women did you cheat on your wife with while you had a baby at home? https://t.co/npOKOEFju6
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 16, 2018
.@realDonaldTrump – tens of millions of Americans are tired of your fraud, lies, and corruption. They are equally tired of your attacks on women, especially the ones who you have had sex with while cheating on your wives. We (and the UN) are laughing AT YOU, not with you. #Basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 16, 2018
Don’t mess with @StormyDaniels. #MarcoWasRight https://t.co/14Xf1IqC4T
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 16, 2018
Below please find a statement just issued regarding Donald Trump's tweet of this morning. pic.twitter.com/lQM6TCN9fR
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 16, 2018
But did it stop there?
No. No it did not. Avenatti didn’t think tweets were good enough. He thought we deserved to SEE him condemn Trump with a stern look and ridiculously shiny forehead and all.
Donald Trump continues to scrape the bottom of the barrel. The POTUS should not behave like this. It is wrong. #Basta pic.twitter.com/7m9BT4JtPd
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 16, 2018
HAHAHA– what is even HAPPENING here? I had to watch the video twice, because I was too distracted by the shine.
AAAAAAANYWAY. POTUS shouldn’t call porn stars horseface, because it’s hurtful. But Avenatti’s skank client can most definitely make crude remarks about Trump’s junk, because that’s HIIIIIIIILARIOUS.
Like I said– you don’t have to like Trump or agree with how he operates, but remember. He’s our sloppy middle finger to the Michael Avenattis of the world. Accept it.