Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof Has Died In The Most Appropriate Way Ever.

According to this, Dennis Hof died yesterday right after having sex with one of his more recent prostitute hires, Dasha Dare, in the same suite that Lamar Odom famously overdosed in.

I don’t know about y’all, but that seems like a fitting end to his life. Especially considering that his body was found by Ron Jeremy. You can’t make this stuff up.

Hof was 72, and had just been celebrating his birthday along with his girlfriend, Heidi Fleiss. Sheriff Joe Arpaio was there too, because of course. Raise your hand if it’s news to you that Heidi Fleiss and Dennis Hof were a thing.

Am I the only one with my hand raised? How did I not know this?

Hof was famous for owning the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, which got a huge boost of publicity when it was featured in HBO’s docuseries Cathouse. As of yesterday, he owned 7 brothels in Nevada. He also authored the book Art of the Pimp, and considered Trump to be a role model of sorts. He was in the midst of running for state Assembly as a Republican, and it’s too late to remove his name from the ballots, but Secretary of State Wayne Thorley says there will be signs at polling places alerting voters that Hof is deceased. Hof was expected to win easily.

Here’s some footage of Hof and Fleiss talking about the Art of the Pimp.

RIP.