Amy Schumer ‘Feels Bad’ For Women More Attractive Than Her

So like…every woman.

Amy Schumer feels bad for all women.EVERYONE is more attractive than Amy Schumer.

I find Amy Schumer to be among the most heinous women on the planet… and it actually has NOTHING to do with her physical appearance… she’s just so GROTESQUELY OBNOXIOUS.

AAANYWAY, Amy Schumer feels bad for attractive women ‘cuz they’re all gonna get raped or something. I dunno.

According to The Daily Wire:

According to Page Six, Amy Schumer said on Monday’s episode of Dax Shepard’s podcast that she does not want to be an “ounce more attractive” because she would be sexualized all the time.

“Being a woman sucks,” lamented Schumer. “It’s very difficult, and something else that we’ve all realized is like, we are sexualized like, all the time — even when it seems crazy — so I feel really bad for these girls who are so hot because guys can’t handle it.”

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

She did NOT.

A- Don’t worry, Amy. You’re not getting more attractive.

B- YOU ARE CONSTANTLY SEXUALIZED BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS SEX.

PROOF:

Her vagina is virtually her ONLY source of material…

and she’s SHOCKED that men sexualize her?!

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

Schumer said that hot women are never able to have a conversation with a man because “everything’s gonna skew sexual and you’re gonna be treated differently.”

“And honestly, I actually feel really bad for them,” she added.

You’re an idiot.

I’m not commenting on my attractiveness or lack thereof, but I am MORE than capable of having a conversation with a man that’s not sexual.

Want to know why?

Because I don’t keep bringing my genitals up. HOW BOUT DAT?

Also, she thinks attractive women have to run home at night. Because you know. They might get raped:

“Women are mostly scared of violence because, you know, one in six women reports being sexually assaulted but really it’s one in three women, so we’re not even like, ‘is this going to happen?’ We’re like, ‘when?'” she said. “Women, we run home at night … we live in constant fear of violence.”

Not all women run home at night. Some women carry… but Amy Schumer doesn’t like guns.

But don’t worry, she feels bad for ugly gals, too.

On the flip side, Schumer said she felt bad for unattractive women because they get ignored. “But then there’s also women that feel so unattractive that they’re just invisible … it just sucks anyway,” she said.

On her own appearance, the comedienne said she would “not change a f–king thing.”

So basically she feels bad for women who are prettier than her, and women who are uglier than her.

Amy Schumer thinks the only acceptable way to look is like Amy Schumer.

She’s such a PEACH of a woman.