CNN Publishes List Of 5 Things They “Learned From Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test” …Here’s A Better One

CNN put out this little Twitter Turd…

5 things we learned from Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test | Analysis by CNN’s Chris Cillizza https://t.co/KTuEL5UPUE pic.twitter.com/tVJhUX3mw6

— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) October 16, 2018

The list is kiiiiinda pathetic:

1. She’s running in 2020.
2. She’s running in 2020. (See No. 1)
3. She wants to show Democrats she won’t be “Swift-Boated.”
4. Trump’s attacks were hurting her.
5. This doesn’t solve everything.

Um… this is lame, CNN.

Here’s a BETTER ONE:

1. Warren’s NOT Native American.
2. Media can’t do math.
3. Media will pump out lies fast and issue corrections slowly.
4. Warren is desperate to get the “Pocahontas” label off of her.
5. Real Native Americans and Native American groups are disgusted by her. https://t.co/yRPcuymlcG

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) October 16, 2018

MUUUCH BETTER.

But actually… we can do EVEN BETTER.

1. Elizabeth Warren is not Native American
2. Elizabeth Warren is not Native American
3. Elizabeth Warren is not Native American
4. Elizabeth Warren is not Native American
5. Elizabeth Warren is not Native American

— Nathan Chambers (@NathanLC78) October 16, 2018

PS I saw this ACCURATE CHART and it is PERFECTION:

pic.twitter.com/we0o1mkRia

— PattiD05 (@PattiD05) October 16, 2018

Yup. That’s what it looks like.