Elizabeth Warren’s Latest Rant Proves She Has Her Eyes On 2020

Fauxcahontas vs. Trump could actually happen. For starters, she said she was taking a “hard look” at a presidential run.

She’s really attempting to work the whole “I’m an angry Indian woman, HEAR ME ROAR” angle, which leads me to this.

Prepare yourself for “Story Time with Fauxcahontas.”

Remember when @realDonaldTrump launched the illegal, bigoted Muslim ban? People were being illegally detained – a direct and flagrant violation of court orders. So my office tried to get answers from @DHSgov about families who couldn’t get home to Logan. https://t.co/E1uwUN7Qmf

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 12, 2018

Lies right off the bat. There was no Muslim ban. The TRAVEL ban which the administration based off of the OBAMA ADMINISTRATION’S analysis affected a very small percentage of Muslim nations.

It. Was. Not. A. Muslim. BAN.

There was only 1 problem: the new @DHSgov Secretary John Kelly wouldn’t return my calls. When I finally got him on the phone, he bizarrely insisted I made the whole thing up & we’d never tried to reach him in the first place. So I read him all the emails between our staffs.

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 12, 2018

I asked John Kelly for an office number I could use in the future to reach him more quickly. He tried to give me the main line listed on @DHSgov’s website (really). Let’s just say I persisted longer than he did – and eventually I got his cell phone number.

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 12, 2018

As you can see, she’s still trying to ride the “ShePersisted” train.

Before we got off the phone, I gave John Kelly something back for his troubles: a message on behalf of the American people that it was time to follow the court order and allow people stranded abroad to board planes into Logan Airport.

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 12, 2018

Good grief, she sounds like an insufferable nagging hag.

Was I tough on John Kelly in that phone call? You bet I was. Apparently he thought I was an “impolite arrogant woman.” “Blah blah blah” – that’s all he had to say when he was called out for breaking the law and destroying lives.

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 12, 2018

See what she’s trying to do here? She’s trying to set herself up as an underdog– a STRONG WOMAN that men can’t take seriously. But she’ll show them!

Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump can’t shut me up – and neither can John Kelly. (He can’t even get @realDonaldTrump off Twitter, and as far as I can tell, that was his main job description when he took on the role of @WhiteHouse Chief of Staff).

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 12, 2018

Girl. If you think you’re going to run against Trump in 2020, you better UP your Twitter game instead of mocking his. That’s all I’m saying.

There are some men who can only hear “blah blah blah” whenever a woman’s talking. But there’s nothing impolite about people’s right to speak out and hold their government accountable. And sometimes, people are right to be angry.

— Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 12, 2018

Did I not call it?!?! That’s gonna be her platform. “I’m a victim ’cause I’m a woman and men can’t stand hearing a strong WOMAN.”

Wrong. Men can’t stand hearing an ignorant lying sack of fake Indian, and neither can I.