Avenatti’s Take On Kavanaugh’s “Cryptic” Yearbook Message Is The Most Disgusting Yet

I am ten seconds away from throwing my computer out the window, moving to a part of the country with no internet access, and becoming a full-time jewelry-maker.

Seriously, I’ve taken up jewelry making because I need something to keep me from going into full-blown psycho mode. (THANK YOU to the people who bought stuff from me. You don’t even know how happy that makes my heart.)

I seriously can’t deal with this sh*t anymore. It’s giving me heart palpitations.

As Mock mentioned this morning, Avenatti is now accusing Kavanaugh of being in a gang rape club, or something…

And his tweet on what a “MYSTERIOUS YEAR BOOK MESSAGE” means gives me a full case of the wall-punches.

Brett Kavanaugh must also be asked about this entry in his yearbook: “FFFFFFFourth of July.” We believe that this stands for: Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them. As well as the term “Devil’s Triangle.” Perhaps Sen. Grassley can ask him. #Basta

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 24, 2018

“Brett Kavanaugh must also be asked about this entry in his yearbook: ‘FFFFFFFourth of July.’ We believe that this stands for: Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them. As well as the term ‘Devil’s Triangle.’ Perhaps Sen. Grassley can ask him.”

I’m going to vomit.

But um…excuse me?

You left one “F” out, Michael!

That one stands for this is a FRAUD.

Where the HELL is he even getting this crap?!!?!

Warning: My client re Kavanaugh has previously done work within the State Dept, U.S. Mint, & DOJ. She has been granted multiple security clearances in the past including Public Trust & Secret. The GOP and others better be very careful in trying to suggest that she is not credible

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 24, 2018

His “client,” you guys.

I’m seriously going to be sick. Now excuse me, I have to go cut some jewelry wire before I cut someone’s face off.