Aaaand Now Kavanaugh Is A Gang Rapist. If You Don’t See What’s Really Happening Here, You’re A Legit Moron.

According to this, in addition to Deborah Ramirez coming forward to say she had a penis in her face courtesy of Brett Kavanaugh back in college, we’ve now got Michael Avenatti insisting that Kavanaugh and Mark Judge got women drunk and high on drugs so that they could then “allow a train of men to subsequently gang rape them.”

My e-mail of moments ago with Mike Davis, Chief Counsel for Nominations for U.S. Senate Committee on the Judiciary. We demand that this process be thorough, open and fair, which is what the American public deserves. It must not be rushed and evidence/witnesses must not be hidden. pic.twitter.com/11XLZJBTtY

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 24, 2018

If you’re a person who believes these latest allegations, which have only just now conveniently come to light and which were never at all a problem until Trump Derangement Syndrome became a full-on epidemic among liberal idiots, then YOU ARE A MORON of the highest order.

Enough of this “Believe all women” bullsh*t.  This is a farce.  And anyone with an Actual Brain can see that.

I have no doubt whatsoever that Michael Avenatti has miraculously come up with women to tell a story about Kavanaugh being a gang rapist.  Of COURSE he has.  And I’m sure they’re all as amazingly credible as Deborah Ramirez who didn’t really remember much of anything about anything until she talked to her lawyer and had herself a nice, long think for 6 days.

Who buys this nonsense?  And if you do, WTF is wrong with you?

But for the sake of argument, let’s assume for a moment that Brett Kavanaugh was at a drunken party and he got his wang out, and Deborah accidentally touched it.  SO FREAKING WHAT?  You’re going to tell me that accidentally brushing a dong as a drunk college kid is now grounds for destroying a man’s entire career? Is this really where we are now?

Oh, but she was “embarrassed and ashamed and humiliated,” she says.  Really?  So up until yesterday, you were fine.  And then yesterday, years of pent up humiliation bubbled up to the surface and compelled you to tell your HARROWING STORY OF ACCIDENTAL PENIS TOUCHING?

WHAT PLANET AM I EVEN LIVING ON.

Also, this crap about how another male student yelled, “Brett Kavanaugh just put his penis in Debbie’s face” should be all the evidence anyone needs that this is made up bullsh*t. Dudes don’t generally shout first and last names of their buddies at drunken parties, and they CERTAINLY don’t refer to their male parts as “penises.”  These guys aren’t drinking port or cognac, for crying out loud.  They’re not watching Masterpiece Theater.  They’re chugging beer like it’s their JOB and they’ve probably got porn on.  IT’S FREAKING COLLEGE.

But listen, you guys, Deborah had 6 days of “carefully assessing her memories and consulting with her attorney” to bring that memory back to the forefront of her mind, so it’s GOT TO BE LEGIT.

I’m sure all the “Believe all women” weirdos won’t believe the woman who insisted that Debbie never mentioned this humiliating experience to her, even though they were best friends and shared intimate details with one another.

This is the most pathetic smear campaign I’ve ever witnessed, and you guys, I’m not gonna lie.  I’m terrified by it.  Everyone should be.  What Debbie described, EVEN IF IT HAPPENED, are the kind of shenanigans that happened at every college party ever. Drunken college parties were raucous and crude and a common rite of passage for like 85% of the people in my current age group.  And if that’s enough to destroy a career now, then literally no Gen Xers should be employed.

This is absolute madness. And I want no association with women who would pull the kind of crap that Blasey Ford and Ramirez are pulling right now.  They’re not victims and they’re not survivors.  They’re weak, manipulative hags who I’m ashamed to share a gender with.

Rant off.