Here’s Your Hilarious Daily Dose Of Unhinged TDS: Cher Edition

Cher lives on a planet of her own, doesn’t she?

(Actually… I think she MAY share that planet with Ron Perlman… the ONLY person who gives Cher a run for her unhinged money.)

Cher is very, VERY political, y’all. She’s super up in the politics. Unfortunately, (or fortunately for us, because it’s HILARIOUS) she has absolutely no idea how anything works or WTF she’s talking about.

KAVANAUGH=ALL LGBT RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY,WOMEN LOSING CHOICE,& CONTRACEPTION,PPL OF COLOR LOSE VOTING RIGHTS, 👑trump GETS POWER 2 CHANGE OLD LAWS,&MAKE NEW LAWS BY OVERRIDING/BYPASSING CONGRESS.trump ”NEVER”GETTING INDICTED 4 CRIMES‼️OUR LIVES=NEVER THE SAME=🔩’d.
👑=fkn🚄WRECK&🥜

— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2018

Ooo…kay then.

She follows up with this:

Not unless you think I’m gonna make it to 144🙄

— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2018

Well, 10 years go by before you know it, Cher, so anything is possible!

Anyway… did y’all know Brett Kavanaugh not only wants all women to die, he also wants to make it where minorities can’t vote? Also, ALL RIGHTS will be taken away from LGBTs. We’re talking ALL OF ‘EM. Say goodbye to your guns, gays, because your rights have been REVOKED.

This is news to me, but CHER KNOWS THINGS, ok?

Ok… so because Cher is a provider of ENDLESS entertainment, she also gave us a fun riddle!

OUR LIVES=NEVER THE SAME=’d. =fknWRECK&

Ok… let me give this a shot.

“Out lives = Never the same = Screwed King is a FKN’ Trainwreck and Peanut!”

Is that right? What does that mean? What do I win?

Let me know if you have a different answer to her fun riddle!