Ron Perlman’s HOT TAKE On Kavanaugh Hearing Is DELICIOUSLY Unhinged

CONFESSION: Ron Perlman’s tweets are my guilty pleasure.

This guy is EVERYTHING that’s wrong with Trump Derangement Syndrome… on PCP.

My favorite thing about it is that he uses ENOUGH words to convince his followers that he’s actually saying something thoughtful. He’s not. It’s literally VERY ANGRY word salad.

Check out his HOT N’ SPICY TAKE on Kavanaugh:

This most current clown show in the Senate, all this jockeying re: Kavanaugh, has revealed what is regrettably an immutable truth: the GOP has devolved into a bunch of thugs that will rig even the duties the Constitution has laid out to win a fight they would otherwise lose.

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) September 4, 2018

This is my process when reading a Perlman tweet.

1- Read it once, all the way through.
2- Realize you have NO FRIGGIN IDEA what you just read.
3- Start breaking it into fragments.

Let’s try this together:
-This most current clown show in the Senate = Kavanaugh’s hearing
-all this jockeying re: Kavanaugh = entirely unnecessary, more of #1
-has revealed what is regrettably an immutable truth = ok… that was wordy, but I know what he means
-the GOP has devolved into a bunch of thugs = ok… got that one, too.
-that will rig even the duties the Constitution has laid out = WUT exactly is the GOP rigging? This remains a mystery.
-to win a fight they would otherwise lose. = Ok… but we won the election and now we get to appoint the judges, Ron. That’s HOW IT WORKS.

“The Kavanaugh hearing makes me realize the GOP is gonna do what they want to do no matter how much we scream about it.”

Isn’t this FUN? Seriously… it’s like a LIBERAL PUZZLE!

You know what’s HILARIOUS? The only reason this confirmation hearing has turned into a complete and utter SH*TSHOW is that Harry Reid ENSURED it would. The Democrats can literally do NOTHING to stop this nomination – so they’re flapping, and squawking, and screaming, and stomping so they can go home and tell their liberal constituents they fought a good fight.

It’s ALL for show.

Thanks for that, Harry.

He keeps going:

Not 1 Republican, NOT 1, has mentioned that the current holder of the title potus is an UNIDICTED CO-CONSPIRITOR in a series of FELONIES not excluding TREASON, and has nominated a Supreme Coirt Justice who believes HE CAN’T BE TOUCHED!

NOT AN AMERICA FOUGHT AND BLED FOR.

— Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) September 4, 2018

Show us the receipts on that one, bubba.

HAHAHAHA. I love this. Seriously. Like watching a really, really, really angry trainwreck.

Or maybe that exploded van of Axe Bodyspray.