Ariana Grande’s Fiancé Reveals How He Proposed, And It’s…So NOT Romantic

A few days ago, Ariana Grande came to her fiancé’s defense. Leave his “butthole eyes” alone!

y’all do kno this man has an auto immune disease …… right ? ….. like you do understand what you’re doing when u do this right ? jus wanna make sure

— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) August 24, 2018

I still can’t.

Ariana Grande is getting roasted by the medical community for claiming her boyfriend’s ‘Butthole Eyes’ are related to Crohn’s diseasehttps://t.co/ISM3tkJZ6M pic.twitter.com/B5tjv4E1Aq

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 24, 2018

All of this screams romance, does it not?

Just wait. It gets better. And by better, I mean worse.

Davidson spoke to Variety for its Power of Young Hollywood issue and described how he proposed to his sweetheart, and it’s…so crappy.

“We were in bed hanging, after watching a movie. I was like, ‘Will you marry me?’ It was really dope,” he explained. Grande was previously asked if he was high when he proposed. Her answer at the time: “He’s always high!”

Right. Because that’s what EVERY girl wants. Sounds like a real winner! High all the time. Probably proposed when he was high. DREAM MAN!

“I’m still convinced she’s blind or hit her head really hard,” he joked with the publication. “Something is going to happen, and she’s going to be like, ‘What the f–k is this thing doing around?’ For right now, it’s rocking.” The lovey-dovey talk didn’t end there though, as he went on to call her the “f–king coolest, hottest, nicest person” he’s ever met. “I’m f–king living the goddamn dream,” he added, “I feel like I’m living in fantasyland.”

“Coolest, hottest, nicest person.” Wow. Such special descriptions.

The one positive thing to come out of the attention, however, is the notion that Davidson is packing below the belt after Grande seemingly tweeted about his manhood. Twitter began saying he had “Big Dick Energy,” something he admitted he doesn’t hate. “I’m just really, really happy, and if that means I have big-dick energy, then sick,” he said. “My favorite thing was my mom was like, ‘Peter, they’re saying you had a big penis just like your father.’ What the f–k!”

Um, gross.

By the way, he also performed at Auburn University and answered a few questions about being with Ariana.

“What’s it like being engaged to Ariana?” someone asked.

These was his “sweet” response:

“It’s like what you would think it was like but, like, 100 times sicker. It’s f*cking lit. I’m a very very lucky boy, and I’m very very loved and I’m very lucky,” he said. “And my dick’s forever hard.”

So freaking inappropriate. Can you imagine if your daughter’s fiancé said that to you, let alone to a group of people?

You got a real winner there, Ariana.