Stormy Daniels Has Melania’s Back… Or Something

Stormy Daniels is an attention wh*re of the HIGHEST order…

So is it surprising AT ALL that she’s dragging Melania’s name into this?

No, no it’s not.

What IS surprising is that she’s trying to act like they’re totally cool with each other.

According to BPR:

In an interview with the British tabloid The Mirror, porn star Stormy Daniels actually stuck up for first lady Melania Trump.

I meeeean, did she? Or did she just look for an excuse to bring Melania up, knowing it would get her more attention?

In what may have been the only surprising thing to come out of the interview, other than calling herself a “prude” and declaring that “outside work I have only slept with about 25 men,” as if that’s a low number, Daniels responded favorably to unfounded rumors that Melania feels trapped and miserable in her marriage.

OBVIOUSLY, I have to stop and giggle here at the “ONLY 25” comment.

According to the Natsal-3 survey, men reported an average of 14 lifetime partners while women reported 7. These averages appear to be highly skewed by the “high-number” participants.

So yeah… there really shouldn’t be an “only” there, StormStorm. 25 is 3.5 TIMES the average. And that doesn’t count all her porn encounters…

Not to “slut-shame” her, or whatnot. She can sleep with whoever she WANTS. It’s not my problem or my business… it’s just a funny lack of self-awareness there.

ANYWAY – yeah. She kinda sort of told people to “LEAVE MELANIA ALOOOOOONE.”

“People should stop speaking for her. Maybe she’s happy,” Daniels said. “Everything we say about her is a projection. Some people misplace sorrow and pity on another person.”

Fair enough. That’s surprisingly grounded of her.

But then she says she “supports” Melania if she decides not to “spill.”

And the adult film actress said she’d “support” Melania if she opts not to offer up her inner-most secrets for the political world’s entertainment.

“The entire world would be interested to know what she feels. But if we never know, that is her right and I support it,” Daniels said.

Hmmm…

She kinda makes it sound like she owes it to the world to “spill her secrets” but she UNDERSTANDS if she were to decide not to… you know?

I’m sure Melania is THRILLED to know Stormy “supports” her. They’re basically best gal pals now.