Omarosa And Her Pastor Husband Are Being Sued For A Moldy House

Oh, it’s getting real now. Omarosa is trying to drain the swamp?  Well, she’s got one in her backyard in Jacksonville, apparently – according to The Daily Mail. 

Omarosa Manigault-Newman and her pastor husband have been hit with a lawsuit over the upkeep of their ‘moldy’ Florida home and fetid swimming pool, DailyMail.com can reveal.

Neighbors are demanding that the publicity-hungry Apprentice villain and her husband scrub their walls and repair or replace the roof of their $615,000 property on an upscale golfing development in suburban Jacksonville.

They also want neglected areas of ‘dead’ grass to be replaced and the pool chemically treated over fears it is becoming a ‘hazard’ and a breeding ground for mosquitoes.

The list of demands are spelled out in a $15,000 suit filed against John Allen Newman, who married the ousted White House aide, 44, in April last year after proposing in front of his congregation.

Here’s a picture of the 3,000 square foot, four-bedroom, $615,000 house (Newman got it after he divorced his previous wife):

Good thing she’s got herself a juicy book deal, though, because her pastor-hubs has also run up a butt-load of debt over the years.  You read that right – he’s a pastor.  I’ll get to that in a second.  Dude has even filed twice for bankruptcy, “most recently in 2013 with debts of $1,225,764.”  Dayum.  And if it sounds like I’m being a gossip here, it’s not like I’m putting out batsh*t claims about how I think our First Lady is being held against her will in the White House and using said claims to sell a trash-heap book because my Democrat-deadbeat-pastor husband and I are terrible at handling our money and figure if we can’t put in an honest day’s work to figure out our own crap, we can always swindle people to make a few bucks, amirite?

Sooooo, dude has claimed bankruptcy TWICE and he’s living in a $650,000 house?  Listen – I’m no financial adviser, and my graduate degree wasn’t in math, but I know enough to know that kinda-walking-around math.  If your income is “$48,000,” you can’t afford a $650,000 house.  Period.  End of story.  This isn’t brain surgery, folks.  My eight-year old could figure that out.

I’m still scratching my head on how he got the house.  Mmmmkay then.

Speaking of pastor…Omarosa is an Assistant pastor in the church, too.  And I’m not sure what snake-handling-wacked-out denomination they are (is that the same church that gave Reverend Al a certificate for Pastor-ing?), but remind me run far away if they come to my town. Because no.

As for Omarosa?

Her net worth has been estimated at $3.5 million with that figure likely to soar on the back of Omarosa’s upcoming tell-all memoir, Unhinged, about her volatile stint in the Trump administration.

I’m sure the good pastor is thanking the Good Lord above for Omarosa’s windfall, gained entirely from his and his wife’s ability to lie and manipulate and prey upon the misfortune of others.

(And people wonder why church attendance is down.)