Michael Avenatti CONFIRMS What We’ve All Feared… At The VMAs
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August 21, 2018What we’ve all feared?
I mean what we’re all getting the popcorn ready for.
Michael Avennatti is a FAME WHORE of the very highest order… So is it ANY surprise the douchelord showed up to the VMAs? I’m pretty sure the VMAs were specifically designed FOR famewhore douchelords.
Michael Avenatti is at the VMAs pic.twitter.com/KLnjFAuDRT
— Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) August 21, 2018
And uuuhhh… what was he doing there?
Michael Avenatti explains why he’s at the #VMAs https://t.co/abcR5Peu0S pic.twitter.com/dR5MKZpJEL
— Variety (@Variety) August 21, 2018
Apparently kicking off his campaign.
This is gonna be HILAAAARIOUS.
I mean… you’ve seen his recently released list of “policy positions”, right?
They include banning “assault weapons,” giving everyone free healthcare and fully funding Planned Parenthood.
So basically he’s Porn Bernie.
…and NO ONE is in to it. Here’s a sampling of reactions…
Like a porn star, just with clothes on and horrible communication skills. pic.twitter.com/yoKNVCHFao
— Mephibosheth (@Az61Ronin) August 21, 2018
— I’m supposed to be working right now. (@beinpulse) August 21, 2018
Make it stop, please….
— jeff saathoff (@jmsaathoff) August 21, 2018
— Matt Fraher (@MattyFray) August 21, 2018
What’s going on with his jacket and why does he have the same size hands as Trump?
— Ryan Gannon (@TheGanManCan) August 21, 2018
— Phil Jacobs (@B_Jack06) August 21, 2018
Didn’t he used to be hotter?
— Rebecca Rodham (@ms_reba) August 21, 2018
…no.
And the REALEST answer out there:
It’s very hard to take the #Resistance seriously when they hold up such attention-hungry psychos as their heroes.
— The Doubting Cassandra (@TheDoubtingCass) August 21, 2018
BIN-FREAKING-GO.
