2020? Michael Avenatti Releases A List Of Policy Positions

I go back and forth with this Avenatti thing. Part of me thinks he’s serious about a potential 2020 run, but the other part of me wants to dismiss him as nothing more than an attention whore, which he TOTALLY is. That’s undeniable.

That being said, how are we supposed to feel about the fact that he recently released a list of policy positions?

Uh-huh. Those policy positions include banning “assault weapons,” giving everyone free health care and fully funding Planned Parenthood.

Big shocker there.

Many have asked me my position on various issues. Below is a summary of where I stand. This is not an exhaustive list and more positions & details will follow. Most importantly, I didn’t have to hire a pollster or political consultant to tell me what to say or what to believe. pic.twitter.com/hbXj1Vv3O9

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) August 14, 2018

Here’s a closer look:

The “Role of the Cabinet” part really cracks me up. Like, this is coming from a PORN LAWYER. OMG.

I can’t.