I Cannot Believe How Many People Are Donating To Peter Strzok’s ‘Cause’

For reasons completely beyond me, the “Friends Of Special Agent Peter Strzok” set up a GoFundMe for the loser. According to the description, Strzok “has spent his entire life working to help keep us and our nation safe” and therefore deserves our help. You know. To cover his “hefty – and growing – legal costs and his lost income.”

Deeply saddened by this decision. It has been an honor to serve my country and work with the fine men and women of the FBI. https://t.co/iET9SbeTrv pic.twitter.com/7VTswzjoxE

— Peter Strzok (@petestrzok) August 13, 2018

Just fantastic.

This is the funniest part of the description. Emphasis mine:

Peter Strzok is a proud husband and father, a veteran of the U.S. Army and counterintelligence Special Agent who spent more than two decades in a job he loved at the FBI.

Um. This all started because there were anti-Trump texts between you and your LOVER, scumbag.

Moving on.

I didn’t think Strzok’s cause would gain much steam. Surely, everyone sees what slimy jerk he is.

Boy, was I wrong! As of Tuesday morning, his GoFundMe raised over $252,000. I kid you not. At least three people donated $1000, and I’m just wondering if they also occasionally light their money on fire for fun.

If you’re one of the people who donated to Strzok, please raise your hand, make a fist and use it to punch yourself in the face.

GAWD.