Peter Strzok’s Go Fund Me Is CRACKING US UP

As I mentioned earlier, Peter Strzok thinks he deserves your money.

(You know, since he never got that Purple Heart he “deserved”)

Anyway… now that he’s been canned, he set up a “Go Fund Me” to beg for cash.

Deeply saddened by this decision. It has been an honor to serve my country and work with the fine men and women of the FBI. https://t.co/iET9SbeTrv pic.twitter.com/7VTswzjoxE

— Peter Strzok (@petestrzok) August 13, 2018

…It’s working.

He’s made nearly 40 grand in the first 5 hours… proving it pays off to be a slimy little twerp.

This is a joke, right?

— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) August 13, 2018

Don’t people have better causes to donate to?

And while this whole thing gives us a case of the gags, there’s one line, in particular, that has us cackling.

I have questions. pic.twitter.com/aiLdmW6BjD

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) August 13, 2018

He CANNOT be serious.

This all started because of the back and forth texts with your LOVER, you shameless slimebag.

Guessing his wife wasn’t the proof-reader on this release! pic.twitter.com/yxH2z53fca

— 4 the USA ❌ (@melikesamerica) August 13, 2018

Or maybe she was. I’m guessing the kind of person who marries someone like Strzok… and is cool with him begging for money like this, doesn’t really mind.