Caitlyn Jenner has a new dream. He wants to be a super villain. I think his exact words were, “I want to play the baddest-a$$ lady you’ve ever seen in your life.”
Right. ‘Cause when I think of badda$$ ladies, I think of Caitlyn Jenner in thigh-high boots.
“In a Marvel movie, I want to play the baddest-ass lady you’ve ever seen in your life,” Jenner said, according to Page Six. “They got the wicked queen or the wicked lady. Just do the makeup and the outfit. And I got the deep voice.”
I guess it’s kinda funny that he’s willing to acknowledge the fact that he still has a man voice, and it could make a FREAKY chick villain.
Page Six pointed out one thing that was kinda awk. Apparently, Jenner once auditioned for the role of “Superman” and was relieved when he didn’t get the part. He had trouble after winning the gold medal at the 1976 Olympics decathlon and that all happened shortly after…or something like that.
“And it scared the hell out of me,” Jenner said. “And then four months later, they call up: ‘Would you be interested in a screen test for “Superman”?’” She auditioned, but was relieved when she didn’t get the part.
“It was just too much for me,” Jenner said. “I would have gone down as the most macho guy in the world, and that’s not me. It’s not even close to being me.” She smiled. “That’s why I want to play that badass bitch. I can play that girl.”
That really WOULD have been really awkward. An iconic macho man– Superman– being played by Bruce Jenner, who would later decide he’s a lady.
That’ll mess up your childhood.
ANYWHO.
Clearly, Jenner didn’t think this through. Playing a super villain– wouldn’t that be transphobic? ‘Cause we’d be depicting a TRANS person as a BAD guy? OMG I cannot believe Cait is so transphobic!
h/t Page Six