Socialist Sweethearts’ STAR TREK STUNT Backfires … Or Should I Say, SELF DESTRUCTS?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has REPEATEDLY been called out for her complete bullcrap narrative about being a poor girl from the Bronx.

A comedy Twitter account poked fun at that.

This is the MOONBASE ALPHA (very nice area) home @Ocasio2018 grew up in before going off to Ivy League MOON UNIVERSITY.

A far cry from the Bronx hood upbringing she’s selling. pic.twitter.com/7Hq4OGzEoq

— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) July 2, 2018

Um… not really funny. I think they’re trying to discredit the fact that she’s ACTUALLY lying about her upbringing. But whatever.

Alexandria apparently appreciated the distraction from her lies:

My identity has been exposed. I am actually Captain Catherine Janeway of the USS Voyager

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) July 2, 2018

Guuuuurl. Really?

Then it gets even LAMER:

Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager reporting to @Ocasio2018 – I’m very interested in assisting your campaign and taking it to warp speed at RED ALERT! https://t.co/diRXFLtn5r

— Kate Mulgrew (@TheKateMulgrew) July 24, 2018

Oh Dear LORD.

First off:

Good heavens. You are not Captain Janeway; Captain Janeway doesn’t exist. You are an actress who played a part. ARGH.

I played a tree in a kindergarten performance once. I am not an expert on environmental policy because of it. Performer roles are not street cred.

— (((Power Girl))) (@AdamEFreyWrites) July 25, 2018

RIGHT. But Kate Mulgrew probably doesn’t have much else going for her, so that line tends to blur in her head.

But let’s get to why this is hilarious, shall we?

Ahhhh, Star Trek, where the solution to most problems involves self-destructing the ship. https://t.co/DW1REsxI49

— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) July 25, 2018

SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR SOCIALISM.

Kathryn Janeway and her crew spent seven seasons lost in deep space. So …

— Jeff Goldman (@TheJeffGoldman) July 25, 2018

Engaging the self-destruct sequence to own the KHAAAANS.

— FricosisGuy (@FricosisGuy) July 25, 2018

HAHA. Worst captain EVER.

And evil twin creating transporter accidents double the employment rate. pic.twitter.com/W7sSmwQroz

— Maul Of America (@MaulofAmerica) July 25, 2018

OMG! Evil twins are part of the low unemployment problem! …or something.

Communism would be sooooo much easier with food replicators!
Can she bring those with her at warp speed, red alert? #CaptainKathrynDumbass

— SpeakingDuck (@sttngduck) July 25, 2018

HAHA.

Red alert, indeed.