So. People Are ‘Body-Shaming’ Tom Brady.
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July 23, 2018Tom Brady, AKA the GOAT, is definitely enjoying the off-season. He’s been posting a bunch of vacation pics.
Oh yeah. He’s married to Gisele, who has him whipped like no other.
People usually fall into the “I HATE Tom Brady” or “I LOVE Tom Brady” category. I’m a huge New England Patriots fan, so it’s clear what camp I fall in. I think it’s ridiculous that he doesn’t eat strawberries, but hey. It seems to be working for him, career-wise.
ANYWHO. Brady is– without a doubt– a very handsome man. However, he’s never really been a ripped muscular dude. Like…ever.
He’s amazingly talented, but he’s not ripped, and he runs like a flamingo.
Alright. So we have established Brady’s non-muscular bod. Well, this is apparently news to some, because this photo emerged, and people are legit concerned and mocking his “dad bod.”
Tom Brady looking goofy as hell! pic.twitter.com/gD9eNrvHVU
— Chris Black (@donetodeath) July 17, 2018
I’m old and out of shape and somehow look just as good as Tom Brady https://t.co/NlPtRtZDX4
— Jason Fegadel (@JFegadel) July 17, 2018
On the bright side, realizing I have a Tom Brady type body is the motivation I needed to start working out again https://t.co/7Nm1WasDod
— Andy (@andyonhere) July 18, 2018
Wait. This is Brady’s body. That looks like my body. Not expecting my superhero to look like me. 😦 #brady #patriots #gronk #NFL #TuesdayThoughts #Trending #TomBrady pic.twitter.com/nkBPqW3R7V
— Sam Berger (@samdberger) July 17, 2018
Tom Brady hits the beach in Costa Rica after being body shamed for not having rock hard abs. Do you expect a pro athlete’s body to be in top form at all times? #TomBrady #NFL #EverybodyTalks pic.twitter.com/PNnZZOnLua
— The Talk (@TheTalkCBS) July 19, 2018
All he needs is that head on his shoulders and a good arm. He does not need to be ripped it probably would limit him.
— Mike Claiborne (@Borange56) July 23, 2018
Maybe?
It’s funny, but this isn’t brand new information. He’s never been Mr. Rock Hard Abs, as far as I know. Idunno. I suppose I could do more research on this pressing issue…
I don’t care about Brady’s lack of abs. Just keep winning. That’s all that matters to me.
Looks like he’s ready. Bring on the season.
